Human beings are 70% water and with some the rest is colagen

Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

I was involved in the Great Folk Music scare back in the sixties, when it almost caught on.

If there is some art involved, Id like it to be that it came through the cracks of daily work.

A cult following is a nice way of saying very few people like you.

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.