In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man.
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Like a guide dog, paintings help you see.
I was involved in the Great Folk Music scare back in the sixties, when it almost caught on.