I don't think you really can send an exact message, because any two viewers are so disparate, in terms of their backgrounds, their point of view, their histories, that there's no telling what that message might be.

Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

Hollywood is high school with money.

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

Music helps set a romantic mood. Imagine her surprise when you say, "We don't need a stereo - I have an accordion."