The best thing for them to do (Ireland) is to stay at 0-0 until they score the goal.

Just when you feel like hauling him off and strangling hin, he gets some goal out of nowhere.

Disaster is around the corner. It is, it's lurking, it's incredibly negative. Am I thinking about the bad times ahead? Jesus, no. I've got to remain positive, I'm going to fight this negativity!

Neil Lennon wasn't sent off for scoring a goal, and that's what annoys me

I think Ashley Young is world class, Id put him in a bracket with Lionel Messi and Ronaldo

Ken Bates is a football cretin.

I've not had to ask permission from Geraldine to take the job. I'm one of the few men in this life who are not under the thumb. I'm stronger than that. Did she want me out of the house? Listen, she's wanted me out of the house for the past 27 years and has often asked me not to come back again. But I always show up, and really, she can't do without me, because I'm brilliant.