Really, I'm just a simple girl from Jersey.

Witness protection just makes for exciting stories and it's a really rich sort of place to grab stories from... people starting over completely, saying goodbye to their lives before... it never ends in terms of story opportunities.

Really, I'm just a simple girl from Jersey.

I can be a little acerbic.

Most women get pregnant and even though it's a challenge physically and uncomfortable, they generally wanted to be pregnant.

I've done an informal, anecdotal survey about marriage, and I've found no evidence that it brings happiness.

I don't know if I have actually good comedic timing. But I don't think I've worked at any timing. I think timing is probably something you can't work at. Well, I don't know. I definitely didn't work at it.