Worry lives a long way from rational thought."---Self

In 'Packing for Mars,' I tried to convey the importance of getting young people interested in science.

Every crazy fad from the 1800s comes back or they never go away. It’s like fashion, like everything’s already been invented, and somebody stumbles onto it and people will always, always be looking for an answer for some vague illness they can’t get a diagnosis for.

Instead, I quietly excused myself and went to the bar, to commune with spirits I know how to relate to.

The paper does not provide the exact number of penises eaten by ducks, but the author says there have been enough over the years to prompt the coining of a popular saying: 'I better get home or the ducks will have something to eat.

Masters points out that the heterosexuals were at a disadvantage, as they do not benefit from what he called “gender empathy”. Doing unto your partner as you would do unto yourself only works well when you're gay.

Softball is the reason Washing Machines and Bleach are so popular. Don't think so? Just ask a softball Mom.