Suspicion is like the rain. It falls on the just and on the unjust.

[On the Irish:] Strange race ... Don't know what they want, but want it like the devil.

Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself.

Old men make wars that young men may die.

The stage on which we play our little dramas of life and love has for most of us but one setting.

Herbert used to say that he was as tight as the paper on the wall.

pretense is the oil that lubricates society.