[To her frequently needed plumber:] How would you like to be adopted? I'm sure it would be cheaper.
Mary Roberts RinehartPeople that trust themselves a dozen miles from the city, in strange houses, with servants they don't know, needn't be surprised if they wake up some morning and find their throats cut.
Mary Roberts Rinehartas all women know, there are really no men at all. There are grown-up boys, and middle-aged boys, and elderly boys, and even sometimes very old boys. But the essential difference is simply exterior. Your man is always a boy.
Mary Roberts RinehartI suppose that we are only young, Chris, so long as we can forget. After that we merely remember!
Mary Roberts Rinehart