Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

The movies we love and admire are to some extent a function of who we are when we see them.

The first gay person I ever met was surely not the first gay person I ever met.

Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday.

Replace the words "have to" with "get to" and watch how the cold rain on your life changes to sunshine.