All writers are crazy. So never mind what the editors and your family and your critique group tells you. Submit your manuscripts and keep submitting until you get an offer. Then you can be crazy, with a paycheck.

Did vampirism encourage Stockholm syndrome?

She couldn't tell where his pupils ended and the irises began; looking into those eyes was like looking into a well where children had drowned.

I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.

I've always assumed he'd be around to be, you know, yelled at and taken for granted. And of course I was wrong. Nobody's going to put up with that forever.

Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy

I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago." "Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers madly. "Bring two!" then, more quietly,"You want a neck massage? A bedtime story? A bullet in the ear?