When a man bores a woman, she complains. When a woman bores a man, he ignores her.

I am interested in a hundred things, but only slightly.

Every good time that goes on too long turns into a hell.

Funerals prove that someone is really gone.

The lonely become either thoughtful or empty.

Commitments, not feelings, hold life together.

I have tried being surreal, but my frogs hop right back into their realistic ponds.