Moderation in all things is best, but it's pretty hard to get excited about it.
If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.
Was there a little time between the invention of language and the coming of true and false?
The suburbs: signs of life, but no proofs.
Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating.
We are prepared for insults, but compliments leave us baffled.