Cynicism formulates issues clearly, but only to dismiss them.
Deconstruction: peering suspiciously at the text, I wait for it to make a slip and betray itself.
Innocence: I am only stepping on your face because it lies in my path.
To win hearts, smile kindly on people's weaknesses.
Necessity makes heroes of us all.
I gulp down my pleasures, chew over my miseries.