Getting ready: the show girl scratches her breast and shakes out her feathers.
Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling.
The cow's point of view deserves more literary attention.
I would like to be a figment of my own imagination, but belly and bowels will not permit.
Rage is exciting, but leaves me confused and exhausted.
Cynicism often draws correct conclusions, but nobody could live by its lights.