The philosophy of hedonism means little to lovers of pleasure. They have no inclination to read philosophy, or to write it.
Aimless drifting also fulfills an intention.
Finding a thought for an aphorism is not hard. Putting a kink in its tail is the hard part.
Of course I want to be good, but that may not be to your advantage.
Birth dates and bathroom scales tell more truth than I want to know.
I love money, but will money ever love me in return?