The same old thing--even if it's champagne--is still the same old thing.
Paradox implies that stating a contradiction disposes of it.
Elegance thrives on exclusion.
Experience teaches us, but we scarcely know what.
Ironic and jittery, we are puzzled by the old heroes with their fighting, boasting, and cocksure lovemaking.
Call on literary convention, and it will gladly tell your story for you.