To avoid discord, never put two wise people in the same room.
Procrastination makes easy things hard, hard things harder.
The rich are never as possessed by their riches as the poor are by their poverty.
If you do not throw in a few promises of better things to come, gloomy one, I am going to take you back to the library.
As a youth, I sought out decadence; as an elder, I try to avoid decay.
Stupidity is a fact of life, but unmentionable. The new Prudery.