Promiscuity is like never reading past the first page. Monogamy is like reading the same book over and over.

The lover as baby is a less troubling idea than the baby as lover.

Many have attempted unnatural acts, but Nature has always shown the way.

Fame is fickle, but Obscurity is usually faithful to the end.

The villain may be good looking, but his smile is never quite right.

Only the strong and the hopeful are able to revolt.

Never lie in writing.