Pedagogical romances leave the mentor disgruntled, the pupil confused.
After my spectacular failures, I could not be satisfied with an ordinary success.
Excrement can never be culturally elaborated to the extent that nutriment can.
At the end of every diet, the path curves back to the trough.
Self-inflicted misery smirks under its crown of thorns.
Old and young disbelieve one another's truths.