The psychiatrist's office: the only place I can be sure my story will be treated as sad, but interesting.

Methodology gives those with no ideas something to do.

Always late: thus I make you the prisoner of my freedom.

Laughter scares off lust.

Artistic inspiration ignores the law of supply and demand.

Every life has a love story, even though the beloved may be imaginary, or a cat.

Language is the friendliest of the things from which we cannot escape.