The psychiatrist's office: the only place I can be sure my story will be treated as sad, but interesting.

Now that I see you understand me so well, I will avoid you.

Good manners protect the privileged, but leave the unprivileged more vulnerable.

My reluctant charity shames both me and the recipient.

The perfect aphorism would achieve classical balance and then immediately upset it.

Antagonistic cooperation is the principle of all markets and many marriages.

Robert Frost: plain, strong, simple, and mean.