Literature may be false, but it is not trivial.
'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'
Promiscuity is like never reading past the first page. Monogamy is like reading the same book over and over.
Facts do not give advice.
Aphorisms are not true or false, but pointed or flat.
At the end of every diet, the path curves back to the trough.