I have tried being surreal, but my frogs hop right back into their realistic ponds.
I alternate between reading cook books and reading diet books.
I am interested in a hundred things, but only slightly.
I will not tolerate your faults. They are of no use to me.
Either offer me something I really like, or stop trying to tempt me.
To be thoroughly modern, an aphorism should trail off vaguely rather than coming to a point.