Beauty and virtue: the most kissable ass in the world is no guarantee of good intentions.
The telephone gives us the happiness of being together yet safely apart.
Awakening in the morning returns us to life, and to awareness of death.
To a suicide: You just poisoned the wrong person.
Change is upsetting. Repetition is tedious. Three cheers for variation!
I have tried being surreal, but my frogs hop right back into their realistic ponds.