Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling.
Striving toward a goal puts a more pleasing construction on our advance toward death.
'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'
Being cultured is the least expensive form of respectability.
More are weakened than strengthened by their troubles.
My love grows wide and shallow in an effort to spread my losses.