Pornography and cooking shows have created two new spectator sports.
The egg is the symbol of perfection. Do you want an egg?
Keep your lies short and simple.
The lion cares less about being king of the beasts than about finding his dinner.
Alone, I am satisfied with myself. With others, I am beset by troubling comparisons.
My father liked to moralize, and so do I. But he was in earnest, while I am embarrassed and pretend that I am merely being witty.