If you insist on asking me why I feel the way I do, I plan to take the Fifth Amendment.
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.
The smile of a politician is strong and friendly, but noncommittal.
Mistrust makes life difficult. Trust makes it risky.
Birth dates and bathroom scales tell more truth than I want to know.
Satire is born of the cities it denounces.