Since events are not metaphors, the literal-minded have a certain advantage in dealing with them.
Aphorisms are not true or false, but pointed or flat.
Even the most abject have a sense of superiority based on powerful though undefined merits.
Conscious thought is the tidying up at the end.
Flatter me, but delicately, please, for I am fastidious.
Position yourself well enough, and circumstances will do the rest.