People often are unsure whether or not they are in love, but they generally know whether or not they are having sex.

Faith moves mountains, but you have to keep pushing while you are praying.

My secrets are petty but humiliating.

The hysterical find too much significance in things. The depressed find too little.

Good advice is never as helpful as an interest-free loan.

Small successes are still successes; great failures are still failures.

Many pains are imaginary, but all joys are real.