Austerity causes constipation; excess, diarrhea.
Universal truths have become an embarrassment, but they won't quite go away.
When a man bores a woman, she complains. When a woman bores a man, he ignores her.
Change is upsetting. Repetition is tedious. Three cheers for variation!
Dirty old men, ignoring society, continue to follow nature.
I reject all evidence that my fabulous beloved is an ordinary person who worries, watches TV, and has bouts of indigestion.