The winner gives up his chance to be a good sport.
The family is on its way out; couples go next; then no more keeping cats or parrots.
Middle age went by while I was mourning for my lost youth.
Our vices are attempts to combine self-medication and enjoyment.
When you can't figure out what to do, it's time for a nap.
With age, I have become both more pious and more shameless.