I like the old wisdom--puns, riddles, spells, proverbs.

In middle age, I practiced feeling old, but the real thing has been a rude surprise.

Bravery despite defeat is praiseworthy. Victory despite cowardice is beyond praise.

Disobedient parents are a great trouble to their children.

My love grows wide and shallow in an effort to spread my losses.

To be a social success, do not act pathetic, arrogant, or bored. Do not discuss your unhappy childhood, your visit to the dentist,the shortcomings of your cleaning woman, the state of your bowels, or your spouse's bad habits. You will be thought a paragon (or perhaps a monster) of good behavior.

Self-realization is a comedown from salvation, but still gives us something to hope for.