Pornography does not inspire violence, but you can break a leg trying to imitate it.
With every physical pain, my moral fibre unravels a little.
Getting ready: the show girl scratches her breast and shakes out her feathers.
Let's have some good, old-fashioned literature, with a virgin and a moral.
I know God exits, but I don't know where.
Until I am ready to lose weight, I cannot see how fat I am.