Unconditional love is a lofty ideal, but unconditional hate is a fact well documented by history.
Mason CooleyThe philosophy of hedonism means little to lovers of pleasure. They have no inclination to read philosophy, or to write it.
Mason CooleyNever invite to dinner: those who won't decide until the last minute; those who come more than half an hour late; those who want to bring along two or three friends; drunks; monologists; those who stay until three o'clock in the morning; those who think that conversation means having an argument; those who take a high moral tone; those who are stupid, ugly, or dull. Enforcement of these rules will enable one to eat alone every night in comfort.
Mason Cooley