Work saves us from melancholy. Pleasure exposes us to it.

Nature knows no difference between weeds and flowers.

Without civilization, we would not turn into animals, but vegetables.

Let's have some good, old-fashioned literature, with a virgin and a moral.

Radical historians now the tell the story of Thanksgiving from the point of view of the turkey.

Publish in haste and repent at leisure.

A quick smile is more seductive than a slinky dress.