Vanity well fed is benevolent. Vanity hungry is spiteful.
Radical historians now the tell the story of Thanksgiving from the point of view of the turkey.
Families in which nothing is ever discussed usually have a lot not to discuss.
Laughter scares off lust.
The philosophy of hedonism means little to lovers of pleasure. They have no inclination to read philosophy, or to write it.
Originality is in the eye of the beholder.