Malice is always authentic and sincere.
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.
Scholarship can find little to say about the obvious.
Constant talkers are unheard.
The psychiatrist's office: the only place I can be sure my story will be treated as sad, but interesting.
The realist lies for advantage. The fantasist lies to give his dreams a flavor of reality.