My neglected duties crowd around me in my dreams, murmuring.
As the tenor roars his passion, I think sadly of my spreading middle, and his.
I know God exits, but I don't know where.
If you insist on asking me why I feel the way I do, I plan to take the Fifth Amendment.
Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.
The aphorism offers a momentary sense of mastery over some confusion or unhappiness.