I would enjoy experiencing the hollowness of success at first- hand.
Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.
Lovers always believe one another's sleight-of-hand tricks.
An academic dialect is perfected when its terms are hard to understand and refer only to one another.
Boast quietly, with decorum.
Moderation in all things is best, but it's pretty hard to get excited about it.