My neglected duties crowd around me in my dreams, murmuring.
Expenditure now attracts fame as conquest once did.
Death is just around the corner. If only it would stay there.
Until I am ready to lose weight, I cannot see how fat I am.
Originality is in the eye of the beholder.
Mars and Venus are at it again. This time, Hephaestus is standing by with a private detective, a photographer, and a lawyer.