The more powerless people are, the longer they are kept waiting.
Self-analysis always cheats.
Self-inflicted misery smirks under its crown of thorns.
Discontented women dream of being rescued by Prince Charming. Discontented men dream of finding a horny blond in the back seat ofa taxi.
Against classical philosophy: thinking about eternity or the immensity of the universe does not lessen my unhappiness.
Wit saves us from being swallowed whole by life.