Some marriages depend on domestic arguments the way the courts depend on litigation.

I am plain-speaking out of both sides of my mouth.

Those who follow where their genitals lead them often wind up in tedious company.

I can imagine many things, but few clearly.

Well-behaved: he always speaks as if his mother might be listening.

To be sexy, nudes need a little underwear.

Age: I go slower as time goes faster.