Without civilization, we would not turn into animals, but vegetables.

As an elder I mistrust the wisdom of age.

We are prepared for insults, but compliments leave us baffled.

Eccentricity gives misfits a way of fitting in.

Beautiful people are forgiven more often than the rest.

Adrenalin dispels boredom. Run, you sufferers from ennui! Run for your lives!

My love grows wide and shallow in an effort to spread my losses.