Self-blame usually has an undertone of self-congratulation.
Fearful of sentimentality, I disown my tears and melting heart.
Pessimists fear becoming the dupes of Hope. Optimists enjoy Hope's company, and consider being duped no great matter.
As every cockroach knows, thriving on poisons is the secret of success.
I tried good taste, but the strain was too much for me.
Dogs often remind us of the human, ail-too human. Cats, never.