Don't tell me it's raining when you're peeing on me!
Alone, I am drunk on my thoughts; in company, I am sober again.
Beautiful people are forgiven more often than the rest.
I criticize myself ruthlessly, but never mention the faults of which I am truly ashamed.
Political correctness is driving machismo underground and recalling effeminacy from exile.
The more powerless people are, the longer they are kept waiting.