The closeups of pornography make human genitals look like undiscovered prehistoric animals.

Keep your lies short and simple.

If you are going to be rude, be quick about it.

Victimization has its privileges, and I want some.

I reject all evidence that my fabulous beloved is an ordinary person who worries, watches TV, and has bouts of indigestion.

Wisdom knows when to return death's embrace.

Fame now wears the halo that once crowned holiness.