Promiscuity is like never reading past the first page. Monogamy is like reading the same book over and over.
Irony dissolves sentiment, but occasionally a sentiment is strong enough to dissolve irony.
To a suicide: You just poisoned the wrong person.
Natural Man, in our current version, is a disgruntled adolescent.
The aphorism wants to be at the same time both main line and off beat.
Advice is more agreeable in the mouth than in the ear.