Faith no doubt moves mountains, but not necessarily to where we want them.
Anyone who feels like a fool has made a good beginning.
Original sin reassures us that our slip was not the first.
Pornography does not inspire violence, but you can break a leg trying to imitate it.
The most reliable pleasure afforded by theater is the intermission.
When a man bores a woman, she complains. When a woman bores a man, he ignores her.