Self-congratulation pleases only the speaker.
Lechery is secretive, but must finally reveal itself to at least one.
Complaining is the favorite pastime of millions.
My father liked to moralize, and so do I. But he was in earnest, while I am embarrassed and pretend that I am merely being witty.
In an aphorism, aptness counts for more than truth.
Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you.