I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?'

It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.

Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?

The Iraqis have once again failed to meet a deadline for a final draft of the constitution.

Not only is it a great concept and a great idea -- helping people -- it's good pizza too!

So you can look me in the eye and say that you are a president committed to cleaning up the environment?

The fact that you fell out of bed makes some people think you had more than one drink before you called for help.