I keep waiting for the roof to cave in. I was raised to follow the Golden Rule, you know, treat people the way you wish to be treated. That's kind of the way I live my life. Maybe someone up there likes me for that.

In comedy, you have to be unafraid to hang from the tree branch naked in the high wind and you have to be absolutely unafraid to look ridiculous and silly.

I grew up in Boston, so it's a nice change to be cold after living in California.

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

You always question people's intentions. That may be a combination of having money, having fame, and being a little older.

A true gentleman doesn’t prefer blondes. A true gentleman doesn’t have any preferences whatsoever.

When I was younger and studying acting, I never ever saw myself in the sitcom world; it was drama that really turned me on and still does.