You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

I am not afraid if people think Matt LeBlanc in 'Episodes' is who I am - my friends and family know who I am.

A true gentleman doesn’t prefer blondes. A true gentleman doesn’t have any preferences whatsoever.

Is it better to strive for success as a self-representing artist or try to get your feet wet in the gallery world? That is such a common question these days among artists. I truly believe that most artists will come to a cross road where they will have to decide on which route to take as it's extremely hard to be successful in both worlds.

This whole acting thing was always just for me and was always an absolute shot in the dark. If it didn't pan out, I had my hammer and tool belt, banging nails again tomorrow if I had to.

I am not bisexual. I am not gay. I have never had sex with men.

I find the earth to be a place of misery in which I am surrounded by the conformity that kills society.