A true gentleman doesn’t prefer blondes. A true gentleman doesn’t have any preferences whatsoever.

I keep waiting for the roof to cave in. I was raised to follow the Golden Rule, you know, treat people the way you wish to be treated. That's kind of the way I live my life. Maybe someone up there likes me for that.

I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It's like nature's Neosporin.

You always question people's intentions. That may be a combination of having money, having fame, and being a little older.

The way I look at it, everything is a trade. You acquire some money, so then you've got no financial burdens, but everyone wants your money and so who can you trust? Or you've got no money and you can trust anyone, but then you've got the worry to pay bills. Which is worse?

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

Work to me has become kind of a hobby. I was a part of something that gave me financial independence and the rent is paid. Now it's just about projects that turn me on.