I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know?

In comedy, you have to be unafraid to hang from the tree branch naked in the high wind and you have to be absolutely unafraid to look ridiculous and silly.

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

As an actor, the biggest compliment you can get, in my book is for someone to believe that you're the character.

You always question people's intentions. That may be a combination of having money, having fame, and being a little older.

I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know?

I am not bisexual. I am not gay. I have never had sex with men.