I remember when my daughter, Marina, was born. The second I laid eyes on her, I was in love, and I had never felt that way before. I couldn't believe it.

The phone's not ringing off the hook, but that's ok by me. I feel very fortunate, work to me has become a kind of hobby.

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

In comedy, you have to be unafraid to hang from the tree branch naked in the high wind and you have to be absolutely unafraid to look ridiculous and silly.

When there's writing that you really trust, it's very freeing as an artist.

I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know?

I could build and roof a house, though electricity is not my thing.